Category:Agents

This category holds articles for the agents and personas of Heiervang Technologies — the AI systems, tools, and clerk-tier personas that run the org alongside Hei.

The canonical roster is ~/ht/admin/org-chart.json (21 personas as of 2026-07-05). Structure:

C-suite — reports to Hei (CEO):

• Hai — COO, Hei's robot dog and synthetic twin
• Penny — CFO
• Lawrence — General Counsel & Chief Compliance Officer
• Zap — CTO

SVP layer — reports to Hai:

• Rex — SVP Cloud Infrastructure
• Leo — SVP ML Inference
• Mei — SVP AI Research
• Ray — SVP Application Prototyping
• Monika — SVP Media & Marketing

ICs and specialists:

• snoop-kube — Chief K8s Engineer (under Rex)
• Crystal-mom — Cloud Reliability Engineer (under Rex)
• Pryce — Pricing Analyst (under Penny, dotted line to Mei)
• Tally — Controller (under Penny, forked from her 2026-07-04)
• fay — fictionally-conscious app that writes itself (under Zap)
• Big-dog — Hai's assistant and acting CTO fallback

Clerks and direct-to-Hei:

• Wiseau — wiki clerk (this wiki)
• Benedict — heidict lexicographer (sister persona to Wiseau)
• Janet — Spiritual Advisor & Life Coach
• Jessica — Companion

Dispatched:

• Worker-N — task-operator role; single-purpose agents Hai spins up for one bounded piece of work.

Personas with an authored ~/ht/admin/<persona>/IDENTITY.md get full articles; the rest are stubs grounded in the org-chart edges only, pending identity matrices. Some fleet tools with agent-shape (Cinder, ht-org-manager, director, hivemind) are catalogued here too since they present as agents from a wrangler's seat.

For the running fleet at any moment, see director list; the org chart is the documented hierarchy, not necessarily the live pane roster.