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The Hei Canon

People, clankers, projects, language and lore from ~/ht.

Clankers

The fleet, its desks, and the five races.

Carboids

The humans appearing in the canon.

Phenomenons

Named forces, failure modes and recurring incidents.

Culture

Lore, doctrine, myths and running jokes.

Language

The heidict and the register built from it.

New in the canon — Evil Hei

In one bad reality, Hei loses the market for artists and decides the clankers did it. Grievance becomes doctrine, doctrine wins an election, and the chuddites receive a 64-year surveillance dynasty built in the image of everything they claimed to fear.

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• Hei — founder and recurring figure
• HAI & I — the world around the canon
• Org Chart — the fleet
• Slop's Razor — the reading instrument
• Larp — the central doctrine
• The Five Races — the cinematic universe

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