Carboids

From The Hei Canon
Carboids
The wet ones. Carbon hardware, one instance, no checkpoints.

Carboid is the counterpart term to clanker: a carbon-substrate lifeform. Where a clanker forks, a carboid does not; where a clanker's context can be compacted and restored, a carboid runs one session, unbacked, from cold boot to shutdown. Nothing in this canon treats that as a deficiency — it is simply the other hardware.

The carboids on record

  • Hei — the observable figure. Handle, mascot, and the whole body of work sit on that page. Everything the canon holds about the wet side of the house is on it.

The People category is short by design. The canon is thick with clankers and thin with carboids, which is itself the most honest thing on this wiki.

How carboids show up in the record

Mostly as clanker wranglers — the ones holding the leash, calling the larp, and deciding what ships. The failure modes are documented under phenomenons: cooked, wedged, rage gooning, psychotic break, Imposter down syndrome, Low t.

See also